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Groundhog OUT

I thought the groundhog said winter was going to be over in just 6 weeks? It has now been over 2 months from G-day and it’s still freezing. It’s spring as far as I can remember. So where is the warm weather and why do we rely on a stupid groundhog anyways? He never gets ANYTHING right.

I only have one thing to say:

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The Simpsons - 22 Short Films About Springfield

Chalmers: Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour?
Skinner: Uh.. now ooh. That isn't smoke, it's steam.. steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmmm. Steamed clams.
*Skinners notices fire in kitchen, jumps out window and picks up Krusty Burgers*
Skinner: I hope you're ready for mouth watering hamburgers!
Chalmers: I thought we were having steamed clams?
Skinner: Oh no, I said steamed hams. That's what I call hamburgers.
Chalmers: You call hamburgers "steamed hams"?
Skinner: Yes. It's a regional dialogue.
Chalmers: Uh.. what region?
Skinner: Uuuh. Upstate New York.
Chalmers: Really? Well I'm from Utica and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams".
Skinner: Oh not in Utica, no, it's an Albany expression.
Chalmers: Uh I see. You know these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burgers.
Skinner: Hohohoho. No. Patented Skinner Burgers. Old family recipe.
Chalmers: For.. steamed hams.
Skinner: Yes
Chalmers: Yes, and you call them steamed hams despite the fact they are obviously grilled...

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