Enough already

May 6, 2008

I am sick and tired of the anointed Archuleta. His sullen and monotone voice and vocals are just not my cup of tea. Sure, he’s a good singer, but he’s BORING performer. I am so over the judges anointing him the winner from the auditions. I hope David Cook kicks his ass in the finale.

Adios Castro. You’ve spent way too much time on the show with your underwhelming performances. Enjoy playing with your ukulele and dreads back home.


The Wackness

April 28, 2008

I had a chance tonight to view a screening of The Wackness, part of the Tribeca Film Festival. When I was given an option of movies to choose from, as soon as I saw the brief summary of The Wackness, I knew this was going to be a winner. The film was set in 1994, which was right smack in the middle of my teenage years, so the entire soundtrack was pretty much reliving my high school days. From Biggie to Tribe, the music set the scene for the gritty NYC summers in the 90’s. The setting was eerily similar to Kids, another teen-angst filled movie, ironically set the summer after The Wackness.

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Heeeeelp Meeeeeee

April 25, 2008

How far does one have to go to be classified has having an addiction for a TV show? I think I might be up for the guys with the white jackets when it comes to LOST. Seriously, this show has me completely mesmerized each week, usually leaving me kicking myself that I have to wait yet another week before the next episode. Keep in mind, the summer (and now fall) are very, very long. Sometimes a bit too long to wait for the next episode.

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How does David Cook do it?

April 23, 2008

Week after week, he belts out yet another powerful performance. Andrew Lloyd Webber night was no different.

Grasp it…Sense it…Enjoy it:

Congrats David. This awesome performance should have secured you a spot in the Top 2, if not the winners circle. Just got to keep an eye on that other anointed David…


How to be polite in 2 seconds or less

April 22, 2008

Why do I always find myself in a position where the person in front of me refuses to hold the door open? Does it really take that much effort to just prop the door open for that extra second until I grab a hold of it? I should never assume someone is going to hold the door for me or else I end up with a door in my face. People just suck.

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Free Ice Cream? Uhm…yeah!

April 21, 2008

Mark April 29th on your calendars for Ben and Jerry’s Annual Free Cone Day!

So what will it be this year? Chocolate Fudge Brownie? Phish Food? Mint Chocolate Chip? Whatever it is, you can get it FREE on April 29th.

Don’t forget!!


Bastards of Reunion?

April 21, 2008

Could it be? Could The Replacements be reuniting this year? Gosh, I hope so.

Ever since discovering “Bastards of Young” and “Alex Chilton“, I have a new-found respect for the band that I heard so much about growing up, but never listened to. Didn’t they have the greatest videos? They set the precedent for the “fuck you” videos. pearl jam eat your heart out! Perhaps if I was a teenager in the early 80’s, I would have listened to them much earlier on, but alas, my passion for music begun later in the early 90’s. If the flannel shirts in my closet could speak, oh, the stories they could tell. “This one time, at a pearl jam concert…”. Wow, two pearl jam mentions in one post. Awesome.

I’m sure NYC would welcome The Replacements with open arms, perhaps with a show down at St. Marks Place?

Replacements Leaving Door Open for Reunion


Jessica Rabbit Untooned!

April 20, 2008

The master is back and this time, he once again did not dissapoint.

Check out Jessica Rabbit Untooned @ Pixeloo.


Pork and Beans

April 18, 2008

The title might not be as catchy as “Buddy Holly” or “We are all on Drugs” the Weezer’s new single, “Pork and Beans” is classic 1994ish Weezer that brings all the rock and all the roll.

You can take a listen of “Pork and Beans” at weezer.com. Their new self-titled album will hit stores or your friendly download service on June 24. (How many self-titled albums do they have already? They already have the Blue Album and the Green Album. Based on the color scheme of the website, it appears this will be the Red Album. Still cool nonetheless…)

Now let’s hope they promptly begin a US tour to follow the release of the album :)

Weezer.com


LOST in 4:24

April 16, 2008

LOST is BACK on 4/24. Let’s get caught up with the island:

Bring it!


David Cook = Awesomeness

April 16, 2008

Only David Cook could turn the over-played Mariah Carey pop song “Always Be My Baby” into a rockin’ power ballad and deliver the song with such talent and charisma.

This dude is going places…and it’s NOT into the Bottom 3!


I hate Miss Bliss

April 15, 2008

…but I felt obligated to share this with the rest of the world who has yet to see it. Who knew there was an original theme song for the “Good Morning Miss Bliss” Jr. High years? Go figure! The opening is so totally 80’s chessyness at it’s finest. Thank goodness the NBC execs didn’t hold that against them when they revitalized the format into “Saved by the Bell”!


Smoke this!

April 15, 2008

How often do you find yourself in a crowded sidewalk during a bustling rush hour, only to be stuck behind someone smoking a nasty cigarette? I know it’s a free country and all, but what the hell am I supposed to do? How am i supposed to get from one place to another if I have to be stuck behind a walking exhaust pipe?

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Slim pickin’s

April 14, 2008

Where does one go to find a decent pair of jeans these days? It seems as though I can never find something that fits me perfectly. I usually latch on to a pair of jeans and keep them in rotation for several months at a time and then go back and re-introduce the old ones to the rotation once the newness wears off. I currently have 3-4 in rotation, but I would like to find another so I can “retire” the oldest one and only use for days where I expect to get dirtier more than usual.

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My 5

April 12, 2008

Remember the Friend’s episode where Ross had to pick 5 celebrities that he could sleep with, no questions asked?

Well, if my name was Ross, here is how my list would go…

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What’s next?

April 12, 2008

First there was Friendster and that really went far. *crickets*

Then myspace turned everyone into 12 yr. old girls with all the customized html-heavy 5 minute downloadable profiles.

Facebook exploded into StalkBook, but it seems to be losing it’s staying power. I am just not seeing everyone go crazy over the site anymore. Sure, I am logged on all day long, but then again I get quite a kick out of how often people update their status message.

So what’s the next latest and greatest social networking site (SNS)?

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A Hairy Situation

April 12, 2008

I have a hair stuck between my laptop screen and the protective cover and it is driving me INSANE!

I’ve searched all over to see what can be done but there is no easy solution other than attempting to unscrew the screen by myself. Really? I have a feeling that would void the warranty. How does that even happen? How does a hair get sucked in between a very think piece plastic (or whatever the hell the screen cover is made of)? Is there something as hair osmosis that Dell computers seem to excel in?

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One Hit Blunders

April 11, 2008

The decade is the 90’s. The victims? The one-hit wonders that never amounted to more than a few weeks with ’round the clock radio (and video) play.

Let’s see where this journey takes us…

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Have a nice day!

April 11, 2008


Is that too hard to say? Really? Is it?

I feel like the attendants who work the main sign-in desk at the gym pick and choose who they wish to greet or say goodbye to. Some days, I get a hello but no “Have a nice day!”on my way out. Others, I don’t get a hello, but I get the goodbye gesture. Then, and these days make me wonder why I bother to spend an exorbitant amount of $ to this place, no acknowledgment takes place at all!

“Have a nice day!” - 4 syllables, 4 words and only 12 letters. You can say the phrase in under 1 second flat.

I’m not asking for much here, but if you’re the owner/manager of the joint, a friendly greeting would go a long way.

Thankyouverymuch.


Holy Freakin Moly!

April 10, 2008

Now this is what I’d like to call a clever interpretation of Homer Simpson. Kudos to the designer.

Be sure to be on the lookout of the next un-tooned rendering: Jessica Rabbit!!

Can we get Spider Pig next?


Morbid Monopoly

April 9, 2008

Here’s a good question of the day: Is there only one company that produces the standard body bag? They apparently come in additional colors other than the typical black, such as white, gray and even orange. (Really? Orange?!!) Are there multiple companies cashing in on the body bag industry?

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Giving your shoulder the cold, uhm…shoulder.

April 9, 2008

When did it become cool again to start wearing your backpack on both shoulders?

I remember in 5th grade, I couldn’t wait to get to junior high for 2 things: changing classes and wearing your back pack on one shoulder! I don’t know why I didn’t consider doing that earlier, but it felt like a junior high rite of passage that a 5th grader wouldn’t dare attempt.

Finally the day came and the I trolloped into class with one bare shoulder. It felt quite liberating, until I ended up receiving my text books and the walk home was killer. How did anyone put up with this? Even with lockers, you still had to take the books home to supposedly complete your homework. I never let a sore shoulder compromise my coolness. If everyone else could do it, then I most certainly could. All the cool kids on tv wore it this way, from Saved By The Bell to Beverly Hills, 90210. And if I saw someone wearing the backpack on both shoulders, I would incessantly mock them for not being able to handle the one-shoulder carry. Yes, I was mean, but I blame my immature 12 yr old self.

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Where have you been all my life?

April 9, 2008

This is by far one of the funniest spoofs I have seen on youtube and quite cleverly done. I may be 2 years late, but this kind of comic relief never gets old. I present Zack and Slater: Brokeback Style


What a blessing!

April 8, 2008

I was perusing the TV listings at Yahoo! and noticed that American Idol is only on for 1 hour tonight! WOO HOO! Can’t they just cut all the other performances and only air David Cook solo? He’s the only one who actually has enough talent to make this season worthwhile. While David “The Annointed One” Archuleta does sing and perform well, he doesn’t come close to Cook’s enthusiastic performances.

On a down side, AI is airing 3 times this week, but at least the crappy AI Gives Back is just a night of filler that serves absolutely no importance to the outcome of the show.

The finale can’t get here soon enough. This season has been painful.

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Riddle of the Day

April 8, 2008

What has a mouth but does not speak, and a bed but does not sleep?

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